conchientious

Always aware of da right and wrong regarding lovely spiral seashells.

I am so conchientious whenever I'm out collecting nature's pretty trinkets along da shore dat I always carefully check each and every sea-snail dwelling to make sure it's empty before putting it into my pail.

by QuacksO March 12, 2025

Conheart

A bottom-shelf con artist who doesn’t even steal your money — just your time, energy, and self-esteem. A bootleg Casanova with the emotional depth of a puddle in a parking lot.

“Don’t waste your mascara, babe. He’s a conheart — basically a Tinder trial version of heartbreak with ads every five minutes.”

by JR Jimmy Ricard August 23, 2025

Conchudo

Que tiene una concha muy grande

Sos un conchudo de mierda

by rancio November 30, 2025

Conch

To Conch (coh • nn • sh) is to kill someone, commit suicide, follow them to the afterlife, and rape them beyond the grave.

"You're pissing me off bro, I'm gonna Conch you"

by PoopusMcDingle December 7, 2025

Conehead Zombie

The third zombie encountered in the original Plants vs. Zombies. It has approximately three times the health of a regular zombie thanks to its traffic cone headpiece.

"I have a road cone on my head." - Conehead Zombie

by Reat December 21, 2025

Coño chops

First used by 2 immature English lads in Tenerife circa 1997.

Used as a humorous greeting and always said with a Spanish accent. Can be interspersed with random Spanish words such as Champiñones or Fritas when spoken to by a native and no idea what to reply.

Translates at Cunt Chops or Fanny Face.

Hola coño chops.

Eeeeeehhhhhh coño chops.

Uno cerveza coño chops.

by Jon no H January 3, 2026

COMOH

COMOH an abbreviation for Cut Off My Own Head used when someone is being particularly dense and/or useless

God I can't believe I need to explain this again, COMOH.

by Oreh January 14, 2026