cardboard condom

a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos

Caitlin bought Sophie a cardboard condom because she is allergic to latex

by jubilategang December 22, 2008

poop condom

When one proceeds to fuck a girl in the ass and gets poop over their penis which then acts as a condom for vaginal sex.

"Dude did you at least use a condom?"
"No need we did anal first, we had a poop condom."

by Phishman631 April 19, 2008

congo condom

eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth

I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.

by nickdc323 September 8, 2005

Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.

Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.

by dL September 20, 2004

Used Condom

The female equivalent to a douchebag.

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.

by Darkeststar January 2, 2011

time condom

A deadline which prevents an event or activity from spilling over into the time allotted for another.

This meeting needs a damn time condom.

by gotgenes January 25, 2008