Closed Circuit

When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)

Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?

Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.

Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…

by sea creature of the mist July 2, 2021

closet_c.cosplays

a cool tt cosplayer that cosplays baldi (and should totally cosplay emo ed sheeran in the future)

"omg look at this baldi cosplayer, closet_c.cosplays"

by Anonymoose3333333 December 29, 2021

Closet Pedo

An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.

Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18

Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo

by HULU is boring, neftlix better August 23, 2022

intolerance closet

A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.

See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth

Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.

by billy the crack fiend January 6, 2005

serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

by TooSick4U October 30, 2008

Tiger Clause

A homosexual sex act designed to mimic the mating ritual of the siberian tiger. The "top" will insert himself into the "bottom" and lay on him, completely motionless, while ferociously biting about the ear and neck of the "bottom".

"I got the tiger clause from John Doe last night and had to call out from work today."

by Casey Bh20town September 30, 2009

cruise-clause

1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to fuck someone cause you know you'll never see them again.

2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.

1. I almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.

3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.

by f'n vic February 5, 2010