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Church tabernacle 

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people
do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped

church fan up 

It means that you agree with someone.
When you agree with someone, put your church fan up! Very similar to when you're in church and the pastor says something profound, all you can do is...put your church fan up.
church fan up by tanyettamac October 13, 2008

Church for the Wicked 

Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.

However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.
The high school cheerleading squad is just another Church for the Wicked.

church made 

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.
Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made
church made by Twitch420 March 30, 2011

Church Yelling

When you smoke pot while taking a back road on the way home.
Mike: Dude, take the back road today.

Josh: Why?

Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.

Josh: Sweet.
Church Yelling by Olympic Jackass December 10, 2011

Church Rich

A leader or high ranking official belonging to a religious organization who spends church money lavishly for personal gain.
Vatican suspends Church Rich 'bishop of bling' Tebartz-van Elst.

Bishop Tebartz-van Elst - and his spending habits - had become infamous in Germany, where many people pay Church tax to the state. The tax raised 5.2bn euros for Catholics and 4.6bn euros for Protestants in 2012.

Damn my pastor is rolling on a Cadi with 22's on, must be nice to be Church Rich.
Church Rich by Big Richie October 23, 2013