Chronic Virgin
Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.
Chronic Virgin by freakbob88 May 1, 2025
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Chronic Buttcheese
A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.
Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?
Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese
Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese
Chronic Buttcheese by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025
chronic gum chewer
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Chronic masterbater
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Lesbianic Chronic
When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.
Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments
Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly
Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly
Lesbianic Chronic by SmegmaFarter840 June 9, 2021
Fort Chronic
a town known as Fort Collins. A little north of Boulder Colorado, similarly known for its great abundance of any bud imaginable. good for any big weed smoker if you like variety of Chronic hence the name Fort Chronic. They also have an exceptional head shop known as Kind Creations. Greatest glass you can find whether its custom or your looking for a roor
Fort Chronic by Natureal April 3, 2008
CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome)
An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.
Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.
The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.
Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part
Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.
The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.
Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part
CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) by Killroy74 August 30, 2010