Chode

Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)

Im a chode im a chode im a chode

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

douche chode

A combination of Douche and Chode.

Bono from U2 is a Douche Chode!
Tom Cruise is a Douche Chode!
Johnny Depp is a Douche Chode!
Mayor Ray Nagin is a Douche Chode!

by Senor Snave June 19, 2006

Chodem Pole

See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.

There's this kid in my homeroom and we call him chodem pole and also bet that he has a chodem pole.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

chode chomper

viciously attacking, muching, or rapidly biting the chode.

That Bitch bit my fucking chode!!!! She is a FUCKING CHODE CHOMPER!!!! The band HEART OF WAR hates them fucking bitches!!

by Dave Morrow March 25, 2008

womp chode

Womp Chode is a word used to originally describe members of a college intramural basketball team that was started in 1972 at Utah State University. Womp Chode has been further been expanded over the last 16 years to include members of a shadowy, yet elite, trout fishing organization known as the A.W.F.E.. The A.W.F.E. convenes once a year at discrete locations throughout the Western United States to participate in what has become known as The Trout Slam.

1."Are you going to the big game tonight? “Its the Nerdy Mormons vs. the Womp Chodes in the Nelson Field House."

2."Did you hear that Freddy kicked ass again in the Womp Chode Trout Slam, winning by 1/8th of an inch?"

3. “Did you see this years results? Womp Chode Bill lost by 1/8th of an inch again!”

by Eddie Peterson, Glenn Marston May 29, 2008

Dylan's Chode

Dylan's chode is a big fat cock which he is never afraid to whip it out in random and awkward occasions, it seeks out all the girls like a homing beacon and smashes it up until it is no longer recognizable.

Dylan's chode smashed that girl up so bad she cant walk

by Johnoq111 January 19, 2011

Chode

A penis that is wider than long

Matthew I cannot fit your cock in my hand as it is a chode. Or/And Mandra could not have penetrative sex with Matthew due to his chode.

by FTGEDJDF April 27, 2017