Chocolate Thrower

A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.

The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.

"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."

by Spigavich March 26, 2010

Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s

"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."

by craig101 January 8, 2012

chocolate popcicle

Military call sign for a rotary winged aircraft.

Chocolate Popcicle entering 4WA in order to complete mission and return to mother.

by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016

chocolate peanut

When the girl shits on the cock

Nicole gave Laquan a chocolate peanut last night during their shift.

by Tel-E January 22, 2017

chocolateoce

My main mod, chocolate god, even win a solo squad, trickshot, off a quad, small but deadly call him tide pod, 15 year old gamer used to play cod, he's a beast got that manly bod, 138 wins he's so pog! He's a legend don't you see? He'll bust right through you call him PNG, He's number 1, like he's supposed to be and he's the best player, OCE.

Default 1: Come on man we got this win!
Default 2: No we don't!
Default 1: Why not?
Default 1: ChocolateOCE is pushing us!

by PHANTØM December 31, 2018

Chocodoudle

A passive aggressive form of vehicular revenge involving dog poo smeared onto the door handles of the target car. Considered an appropriate feedback mechanism for inappropriate parking.

Originally invented by a frustrated ex-military motorist - as a less violent alternative response to arsehole parking, than dragging the cunt into the street and beating him to death.

Oh look hun - someone’s parked across our driveway again.

Chocodoudle the bastard

by FJ1000 June 13, 2019

Chocolate pez

The small chunk off shit left in the pee hole of your dick after anal sex.

Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!

by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019