A passive aggressive form of vehicular revenge involving dog poo smeared onto the door handles of the target car. Considered an appropriate feedback mechanism for inappropriate parking.

Originally invented by a frustrated ex-military motorist - as a less violent alternative response to arsehole parking, than dragging the cunt into the street and beating him to death.
Oh look hun - someone’s parked across our driveway again.

Chocodoudle the bastard
by FJ1000 June 13, 2019
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