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sucking-chest-wound

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A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpnel, which punctures/damages the lungs/chest cavity in such a way as to create an amazing (but often fatal) condition whereas the victim is in essence breathing air(inhaling & exhaling)through the hole in his chest. It's rare, but if you ever get a chance to see one, it's pretty darn cool.
Note: To treat this wound, one waits for the poor sucker to exhale, then covers the wound with a piece of platic. As the victim inhales (sucks-in) hopefully the air-sucking pulls the plastic tight into the wound and forms sort of a rudimentary air-locking seal.
We've got to get Sanchez to the crashwak ASAP; poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound.
by goodcop8 December 10, 2006
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Chestbrah

An awkward australian beta faggot. One who claims to honour their family and friends but sells out them out for albutarax and a dollar.
Dave: Who deleted the Zyzz fan page?
Phil: I think it was some awkward beta phaggot.
Dave: What a Chestbrah!
by BALAKE December 16, 2012
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Chessy

A sexy young girl, with large breasts, beautiful eyes and a smile to match. Not a whore but up for it.

Also an uncommon nickname for Francesca.
"I hope that girl's a Chessy"
"She's such a Chessy!"
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Chester

A practical thinker. Chester is a writer who loves a good conversation, a long walk in the park and great company. He doesn't open up to many people and finds comfort in isolating his inner thoughts. Chester is protective of anything or anyone that he values. Extremely kind and thoughtful. His the center of everyone's world, you don't need a ton of friends, all you need is CHESTER. He will help, support and encourage you to fulfill your dreams and when your feeling down, his a phone call away. His kisses are soft and heavenly and you sigh the moment you hear him speak. His a gem and the best friend everyone wants to have.
Chester is every girls dream come true. His intelligent, quiet, generous and protective.
by boobless girl May 2, 2018
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on my chest

Jizzing on someone's chest
"AF on my chest" = Bunch of dudes jizzing on my chest
by AF_RS March 8, 2017
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eskimo chest warmer

when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.
laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!
by ericl April 13, 2005
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chest hair

Since ancient times the chest hair has acted much like a chest antenna, allowing men to communicate with the cosmic force known as the man force. The more chest hairs a man has, the more at one he is with the man force. With every chest hair a man has increased chickdar (radar for lesbians, chick fights, and all threesome alumni), increased appreciation for bacon, better beard growing capability, and an exponentially increased love for espn. Chest hair was invented by Chuck Norris in the year 3046 BC.
gordon: hey bro, i am growing a new chest hair
percivel: i am happy for you man, that makes 42 right?
gordon: 42 and counting. by the way, i am sorry to hear about your last chest hair
percivel: ahhh, dont beat yourself up about it, im sure you didnt mean to shoot that firework at my chest
gordon: bad luck all around... or could be because your parents named you percivel
by magnus manbeard May 20, 2011
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