Definitions by BALAKE

Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

Smooth top by balake October 13, 2020

Merch

An awkward australian beta faggot. One who claims to honour their family and friends but sells out them out for albutarax and a dollar.

Dave: Who deleted the Zyzz fan page?
Phil: I think it was some awkward beta phaggot.
Dave: What a Chestbrah!

Chestbrah by BALAKE December 16, 2012