Baby Cakes

someone who has a butt but it’s not big enough to simply be called or stated as “wow she/he has the cakes”

but to simply state “he/she has a nicely form gluteus Maximus or butt that stands out nicely”

Woww he/she has nice baby cakes in those pants

by Shae Delm November 15, 2019

Cakes

Someone you really adore. Someone you really like.

How are you, Cakes?
I heart my Cakes.

by Bombchelle January 13, 2008

Douche Cakes

Eric Richard....a fag a d-bag...he is really gay and everyone hates him...

Me-Hey you know douche-cakes
Everyone-yea eric is gay

by M.C.Falagan May 4, 2005

mud cakes

secret cakes that you hide

Where the F*** did I hide my mud cakes?

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

stinky cakes

pussy; ass

i'd like to get her stinky cakes

by wilbs January 26, 2004

Clam Cakes

The sweaty buildup of lint around the private area of a large woman in extreme heat or activities involving friction.

I wish judy would wash up before coming over, im tired of pulling clam cakes from my beard in the morning.

by cadillac borat August 20, 2011

Oreo Cakester

When the man puts saran wrap on each of the girl's boobs, shits on both of them, jizzes in the middle, and then squishes both of the poop boob circles (by folding over the seran wrap) together while tittyfucking her. Then, the man punches the girl and screams, "BILLY JUST GOT HIS FIRST CHEST HAIR, BEEYOTCH!" while shaving her pubes and sprinkling them on her chest (creating 'chest hair'). While the girl is knocked out, he picks up the "Oreo Cakester" with his erect penis and shoves it up the girl's ass, or in her mouth. OR IN HER VAGINA. Whichever is prefered by the couple. Often a practice in Massachusetts.

Robbie: Hey, Billy had himself an Oreo Cakester last night!
Ray: Dayum.

by Fiery Frost and Miracle Rose October 23, 2007