Carpet Bowl

A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.

UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.

by 420 time September 20, 2010

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

Carpet mouth

though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana

possibly australian, not sure, i’m high

“dude i have the worst carpet mouth right now”

by tooth.stew April 20, 2023

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !

"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"

by itrainedlink October 5, 2016

Carolina Carpet

A racial slur for an african-american person for use in an argument.

Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"

by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023

carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.

Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.

by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022