Called

Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"

A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"

Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"

Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

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Caleden

Caleden will Destroy YOUR MENTAL STATE OF MIND! A Caleden is chaos and nobody knows if it’s for good or bad never question Caleden!
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.

Person 1: Caleden why are there forks and spoons in your pocket

Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me

by Idonyknowwhoiam January 28, 2025

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Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

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