bar cabbage

Wads of crumbled up 1 and 5 dollar bills found in your front pockets after a night at the bar, due to only paying for drinks with 20s.

I thought I had spent all my money last night, but I had more than enough bar cabbage to cover my cab ride home.

by JMac222 December 16, 2007

Circus Cabbage

When somebody clowns around too much and isn't making sense when they talk.

Friend- "one day I got a loosey from the corner store, then called this girl over to give me a loosey"

You- "Your Clowning! Your Trash, and garbage is coming out your mouth! Your Circus Cabbage!

by LakeGeorgeThugs November 21, 2010

Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

victory cabbage

The name given to sauerkraut during World War 1 by Americans due to a war against Germans

"Eat the victory cabbage! It's good for you"

by Keenster August 6, 2009

Lax Cabbage

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.

Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.

by BroLaxLaxBro March 20, 2016

Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

How the cow ate the cabbage

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

by 911whodis December 1, 2021