Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).

Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.

by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009

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Lax Cabbage

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.

Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.

by BroLaxLaxBro March 20, 2016

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Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

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A guy who is controlling, manipulative, narcissistic, toxic & takes his insecurities out on his gfs. He has no respect for women. He plays the victim & uses crying as a tactic to make you stay out of pity. Save urslf the time & mental health before talking to him.

Person 1: her bf is so toxic

Person 2: yeah what a Nikolas Cabral

by User#13:) November 2, 2021

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Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

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