Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.

1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.

by BR34D November 4, 2019

Buttcheek Cigar

A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.

OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.

by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020

buttholesfordan

Buttholes fuel Dan, Dan lives for the hole.

Buttholesfordan

by Buttholesfordan October 10, 2020

Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

butthole penis fart

beck's favorite band

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart

by freefall44 January 5, 2021

Butthole Bob

A heterosexual male who prefers fucking women's anuses.

Women were just a collection of orifices to Fred, a real Butthole Bob.

by Smithy666 June 21, 2021

Butthole Complex

When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.

Oh god, is that how I sound? I'm experiencing some major Butthole Complex.

by JustSamj December 14, 2021