buffers

person or people, usauly from cominuity service who clean up graffitti.

damn fool someone buffed my shit cu!!!

by eugene August 27, 2003

buffe

Noun; Crackwhore, one who trades oral sex for cocaine

Dude, did you see that buffe on 7th street?
She'll blow you to heaven for a gram...

by da bomb March 8, 2005

Buffey

Can be blonde at times.. has huge tracks of land.. and is very squirrel like..

I was walking to work the other day and right in the midd...."SQUIRREL!"... le of the park I saw Buffey sitting there sipping a cow latte mocha joka with 2 pumps of white java lava.

by scooter the squirrel February 4, 2010

Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad

1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.

2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)

1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?

Person 1 - Yup.

Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.

Person 1 - Smart move.

2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!

Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.

by Lexi_Runner1 August 17, 2007

copper buffet

the act of eating out ones asshole.the act of licking the asshole of one for an extended period of time.originating from eating asshole and the taste of copper.

that girl has a fat ass,copper buffet all night for me!

damn that girl is a sexy piece of ass,i'd take my tongue to the copper buffer with her.

by blckstng96 December 18, 2009

buffering

to be eatten out in a circular motion and being cleaned out dry... like a buffer to a floor.

fred was buffering suzy as if there were no tomorrow

by buddy April 8, 2004

Bidet Buffett

A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.

My girlfriend's dog bit me so I gave that hound a Bidet Buffett.

by Danny P February 12, 2006