A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.
1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007
Get the Bowserism mug.A language made up of slang words derived from both the English and Spanish languages. A commonly spoken language on the US/Mexican border.
Johnny: Man my mom is just now starting to pick up border slang. Yesterday she said Odelay Esse when i got home from school.
Oscar: Man she needs to learn how to speak Border Slang correctly.
Oscar: Man she needs to learn how to speak Border Slang correctly.
by rocker1997 January 25, 2012
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Get the Border bunny mug.Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.
As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.
The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.
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The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.
BOWER POWER!
by Shelly Bozdog June 25, 2006
Get the bower mug.its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
Get the bowser mug.To shamelessly pull out of an event in which you have a vested interest and/or are expected to attend by a large number of people. This is usually done at the last minute with a lame ass excuse. Similar to bowing out but more extreme, considered extremely small time.
Dude 1: I was really looking forward to this ski trip, but where the hell is Dude 2?
Dude 3: O ye, after bigging himself up for it all this time he bower out (bowered out)
Dude 3: O ye, after bigging himself up for it all this time he bower out (bowered out)
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