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Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
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coach bond

Some bald heady kevin gates looking mothefucker
Look at that bald sumbitch must be a coach bond
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dragon bond

The dragon bond is the bond between an older Asian karate tutor and his mentee.
Mr. Miagi had a dragon bond with Daniel-san.
by ThundercatHo December 13, 2021
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Jill Bond

Jill Bond- A beautiful person inside and out. Weird, hilarious, smart and everyone wants to be around her. Best mother in so many ways. (Anybody that has a Jill Bond in their life is super lucky) - Warrior! Trooper! and so admirable :) đŸ˜˜
Jill Bond - Wife, Mother, sister and best friend
by KelEve July 19, 2023
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rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.
Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011
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James Bonding

When getting a blowjob the person uses a little bit of teeth to graze the shaft so you know there is a little bit of danger.
She used the slightest amount of teeth to James Bonding me. I felt danger and pleasure at the same time!
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
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Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
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