belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

assical bond

when your best mate fiddles with ur ex

aiden and isaac have an assical bond

by isaaclosedale January 15, 2022

assical bond

when ur best mate and ex are fiddling with each other

aiden and isaac have been assical bonding

by isaaclosedale January 15, 2022

Abood Mira bond

That’s stronger than any relationship could be cuz relationships they come n go but this is going to last forever n it’s the most beautiful thing in this world this bond between us is unbreakable:)

This Abood Mira bond is amazing

by Noone 05 September 22, 2022

James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"

by sussy mogus September 24, 2022

Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.

Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.

by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022