blueberry

a blackberry phone that is literally a worthless piece of shit.

person one: "wow! i didnt know you had a blackberry!"
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."

by ineedanewphone December 13, 2009

Bumberclad

A Homosexual Irish Jockey

Alastair Isles the popular Horse Rider AKA 'Bumberclad'

by Ruby Trapezium January 5, 2011

blueberry picker

A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.

A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".

Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!

by somanking June 10, 2011

Blubber Nugget

Taking a pound of blubber and frying it.

Would you like me to bring Blubber Nuggets to the Christmas Party?

Blubber Nuggets are so good!

by Juqswedrftjf December 28, 2011

Blueberry

He is the shortesttttt of all the boys. Though he is without a doubt the best at making funny’s. He may not know when to draw the line yet he can somehow gets away with it. He does the majority of the flaming but it’s all in good fun, right?

Wowww, everyone wants to be Blueberry’s friend!!

by knox(y) March 29, 2022

Eskimo Blubber Bump

Banging a chick so ugly you have to stick her head in whale blubber to do her just so you can generate heat for fear of freezing to death, but you just cant look at that and do the deed!

The Eskimo Blubber Bump works best in cold climates when a bag isn't available!

by Cypriot Turk Buster February 5, 2012

blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006