Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention

Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)

by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017

Blade Runner

"The novella began as a story treatment for a proposed film adaptation of Alan E. Nourse's novel The Bladerunner. (Some sources describe Burroughs' work as a closet screenplay.) A later edition published in the 1980s changed the formatting of the title to Blade Runner, a movie.

Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels.

...Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels."

--Wikipedia--

Sushi restaraunt guy: "He says you are blade runner"

Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard): "Tell him I'm eating"

by Impostor_713 March 7, 2017

blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

blade

a rude person. who doesn't deserve good girls. likes to be pathetic. doesn't know when to stop.

ugh he's so rude
who
blade

by laing7 February 9, 2018

pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.

To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.

by Groggy January 10, 2017

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

blade it

everyone right now only has one thing on their mind- roller blading.

2020 is the year the term blade it becomes popular and means to roller blade anywhere

“how did you get here with such elegance, class and speed”

“I had to blade it so that explains basically everything”

by J-Wizard March 24, 2020