Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024

the birth

the beginning of something

The birth of youtube

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

Birth

Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..

Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<

by BlinkAhgaseArmyAkaMultifandomB September 17, 2018