When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.
*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
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1) The day of your birth.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.
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