Birthday club 

A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.

The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.

Birthday club by Yikes btch February 8, 2020

Birthday snob 

Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.

Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.

Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob

Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.

Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)

Birthday snob by Summerlovexo July 5, 2020

Birthday Hole 

The female bumhole, anus, rectum, chocolate starfish, brown lips.
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex

I met a girl last night, she let me slip it in the Birthday Hole.... that was a surprise.

When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.

Birthday Hole by BuckT March 2, 2022

birthday Boxing Day 

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

birthday Boxing Day by Woodpile October 11, 2022

Birthday Bash 

Where friends beat the person with a birthday.

We’re going to Fuchs Quinn up at his birthday bash.

Birthday Bash by Obcpanther February 7, 2023

birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.

1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”

birthday spanking by redcaboose May 24, 2023

Birthday cunt 

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.

"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"

Birthday cunt by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023