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Get the Bed Back mug.A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).
"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."
"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."
"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."
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when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce
when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce
Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*
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