Qualicum Beach

A town that most people have never heard of, or never will.
Located on Vancouver Island in British Columbia. Boring town, retierment capital of Canada, but its full of fucking amazing people.

Lets fuckin party in Qualicum Beach.
I love Qualicum Kids, they always give'r.

by fhdisgf January 11, 2006

Satellite Beach

a part of Brevard County Florida right on the beach, but you can not see the ocean due to the stupid condos. majority of the population is old people and they drive wayyy to slow. if your driving at night its an automatic ticket if your not in your mid 20's. to go anywhere interesting you have to drive over a bridge. it is home to the amazing CHICKEN GRINGO, and the not so amazing football team but seem to still be worth 5 bucks to see. you have to love friday nights!

If you go to Satellite Beach you have to go to Dakines, but be prepared to get pulled over.

by beachballmaniac December 16, 2008

Eel River Beach Club

Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.

The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!

by Lauren and Kelsey January 1, 2006

beach rules

A commonly accepted law which dictates certain interactions in costal areas of recreation. The rules favor the winner of physical conflicts between two parties and usually end in the superior party recieving an object of great significance.

TL,DR: Screw you Orlando Bloom, I kick your ass I take your girl.

Beach Rules Examples
ex) Party 1 has an object of significance (attractive females)

Party 2 challenges Part 1 and wins

Party 2 has the oppourtunity of taking the attractive female and other objects of importance.

by The Flugas March 9, 2009

west palm beach

The 14th most dangerous U.S. city 2005. Most dangerous city in FL.

Take a ride into the ghetto, aka West Palm Beach FL.

by Daznegro September 23, 2006

As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

Beach Boy

A guy who hangs out the whole day at the beach

"Im a beach boy, lets go surfing"

by alon752 December 18, 2008