bird bath

When you or someone else pours champaign down a womans blouse between her breasts

Bend your boobies down girl and let me give you a bird bath..

by RaqCity September 5, 2012

cunt bath

another way of calling someone a pussy whipped nigger bitch.

god sebastians such a cunt bath. he can eat my asshole

by irlbeezy October 9, 2008

camel bath

What male Chaldeans do instead of showering. Because they stink like shit being a dirtass Iraqi, they see fit to douse themselves in shitty cologne to cover their horrid BO. Especially the really fat ones that mouth breathe and sweat profusely. The reason why camels use electric candles in their churches is because all of the grease in their hair and the cologne they wear would ignite if real candles were used. This goes back to the definition of a camel (chaldean). They constantly commit tax fraud with the government. This allows a little more money at the moment, but in the long run, they won't survive. Survival of the fittest, and they won't! FACTS: 1. They don't go to college. 2. They inbreed. 3. Dearborn is not Detroit. 4. They can't fight because they are pussies, and get their shit rocked when the first punch hits their big fucking nose.

Typical mocknooth camels (chaldeans) take camel baths. AIRDYGOKBAH!

by livco July 30, 2006

chicken bath

As a person is giving head, a small rush of spit will often emerge as s/he gags slightly on the penis. This is a chicken bath.

She was giving me head and she totally started to chicken bath.

by Kaitlyn Elizabeth May 4, 2008

monkey bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"

Ouch! That was a money bath!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

foot bath

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath

Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*

by poopmaster72plop March 5, 2014

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021