Detroit Picnic Basket

A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.

Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.

by BuLLg0d April 8, 2015

Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

dumb potato basket

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

by jhgt June 17, 2015

Bill Cosby (basketball move)

To lull the opposing player to sleep using a slow dribble and then once he relaxes take it straight to the hole.

We were down by one point with 5 seconds left until I pulled a Bill Cosby (basketball move) on my defender and won the game at the rim.

by Mav albert May 25, 2017

alabama fruit basket

Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.

Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"

by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017

horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019

baskoz

A generic term for something funny.

I originated from a delerious cook who's Father slaved him in the kitchen for days and days until all he could muter was "bazkozz" In truth ,I think he was simply looking for the tabasco sauce.

Did you wash your Baskozz this morning?

The Jesewits walked around all day with there baskozz hanging out.

Scambozz, Sausazz, Bisquizz , with Baskozz.

by CcreatorR June 15, 2004