psycho-backpack

An obsessed girlfriend, that refuses to leave a guy alone, even for a second. Each and every time the guy looks over his shoulder, there she is...... just like he's wearing a backpack.

"god damn, Tommy.... your girlfriend, Hope.... is a total psycho-backpack."

by nathan huston 2020 November 15, 2020

Creamy backsplash

When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back

Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.

by McNugget22 April 8, 2021

My backpack got pissed on

A Snapchat story posted by Malcolm Anderson.

Person A: My backpack got pissed on

Person B: L

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Koala Backpack

An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.

Dan was a Koala Backpack to the kitchen to get some snacks post coitus.

by Kile Hanzens January 11, 2023

Clear Backpack

Clear backpack is a term for describing a quiet kid. Usually how that the (at least) stereotype of a quiet kid needs one to prevent school shootings.

Please. If you see a quiet kid, treat that person with respect. Be nice to them. Nothing is worth the risk.

"See Todd over there? He needs a clear backpack."
"Yeah."

by BigGreasyFurry July 17, 2023

monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.

by seenbean August 1, 2023

motorcycle backpack

A person who rides on the back of a motorcycle is a "backpack"

A motorcycle backpack is a person who sits on the passenger seat of a motorcycle.

Girl: I wanna be a backpack so bad
Guy: hop on the back of my motorcycle

by Lebron Joseph July 15, 2024