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burnt sienna crayon

A burnt sienna crayon is where you have anal sex with a girl and while you're doing it, you fuck her so hard that she bleeds in her ass, and then you piss inside her ass and keep fucking. This will cause the blood and piss to mix together forming an orange like colour (burnt sienna) and the girl will take a shit onto the floor. This piece of shit is called a burnt sienna crayon which you use to write your name on her mirror before leaving.

A reference to the burnt sienna crayon is made in the show family guy in the episode "the Cleveland Loretta Quagmire":

Cleveland: "Hey baby, how'd you like to go black and then have to make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?"
Chick in bar: "Sorry, I went burnt sienna and never went back."
Crayola Crayon: "Ready baby? Who's this clown."
Damn i left Julia's place this morning and forgot to give her a burnt sienna crayon. Hope she answers my calls.

Woman: Hey mom, please come over a little later today as I have to clean up the burnt sienna crayon these guys did to me last night.

Mom: Your father used to do that to me when we were dating, that's how you were born darling!
burnt sienna crayon by seppoporn November 2, 2009

Burnt Popcorn Smell 

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.
Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.

burnt turkey 

Someone who is obsessed with tanning. Their skin tends to be an orange color like a glazed turkey.

burnt one 

A dark skinned person.
You know the new kid?

Oh you mean the burnt one right?

Yeah very burnt.
burnt one by Slim L. February 16, 2010

Burnt waffle

A vagina that has been burned from fiction. Caused from too much sexual activity.

Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.
Bloke 1: Gave my missus a burnt waffle the other night!

Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh
Burnt waffle by InGrownBumHair October 24, 2012

Burnt Toast

(N). A myspace girl with a cute innocent name (ex. Brave Little Toaster) and decent flattering photos, who in real life actually looks like burned toast and is not so innocent after all! Burnt toast is often found at local rock shows drunk, suggesting sexual favors and locked in the bathroom applying makeup/taking pictures.
Woa. Did see Burnt Toast at the bar? She was saying she wanted a boob job so she could give some guy a tittyfuck! I thought her myspace said she was sxe!
Burnt Toast by Jenevieve V. October 3, 2007