by Well Digger September 1, 2011
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I saw a whole heard of Mustang Assholes rubbing against each other stroking their egos. They must substitute horsepower for penis size.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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by IluvB123 March 4, 2005
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or live in your city.
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