April 17

On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"

Wes: "Aaaah! What are you doing?"
Jack: "It's April 17th"
Wes: "Oh no..."

by cool_rice December 16, 2019

April 21

National send tits day

Yo bitch it’s April 21 let’s see them jugs

by Liam's dad April 21, 2021

29 april

The most beautiful men are born on this day and are the nices people ever

People born on 29 April are the best people alive

by William Williamson November 09, 2019

April 24

National Flat tire day the day where you can flat tire someone and they can’t do shit back

April 24

Yo go Flat tire that bitch she left me on opened

by Cat King April 19, 2019

april 17

April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.

Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.

by peppa fuckdildo April 15, 2019

April 28

April 28th is the day that one of the most hated fandoms, Zonuts, are burned. This tradition is also known as “The Burn Of ‘15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zonuts are born in.

“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have zonuts to burn in my basement!”

by TheSlaughterBehindTheMan April 24, 2020

April 24

Only the coolest people in the world are born on this day. They are attractive, magnetic people and everyone adores them. The world's sexiest people are born on this day.

Dude, did you see that chick? She must have been born on April 24.

by loveshine October 27, 2008