anus cliffhangers 

A turd that won't release from your ass that you must wiggle around the toilet just to get it loose.

These anus cliffhangers won't fuckin' release from my ass. I keep shaking and shaking, but it just won't drop.

anus cliffhangers by Roid Rage manager May 10, 2014

Anus way 

The true love of your own anus leading too enlightenment

Dude i was 4 {fingers] into my anus when it hit me and thats how i found inner peace.
i call it the Anus way

Anus way by Neby December 20, 2014

anus gage

Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying

Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!

anus gage by NaughtyNature March 6, 2016

Anus cracker 

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

Anus cracker by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Anus cake 

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

Anus cake by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

Anus-Art

The nonsense of randomly drawn faces, love notes, and genitals in middle school bathroom stalls.

Dude there are numerous peices of anus-art in the bathroom; even though the year has just started!

Anus-Art by I Find Fart Jokes Funny September 24, 2016

anus mcflackus 

Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.

During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.

anus mcflackus by Anus McFlackus June 18, 2016