anus face

a person whose face looks like an anus face
joseph is an anus face
by L3X December 29, 2004
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ghost anus

when you wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like you have your dick in an anus but there is none there, it often smells after wards as if you did have butt sex.
Dude, last night I had a wicked case of ghost anus.
by Takalakala November 11, 2010
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anus weevil

A little critter/beetle that burrows in the anal region of the body
Dude Brian, you're like a freggin' anus weevil when you act so incredibly douchey.
by The LBs March 26, 2007
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anus spider

A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.
by Cdugan May 18, 2006
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funky anus

one rectum that reeks like some serious old skanky shit
dude.. do have one funky anus
by Will July 24, 2004
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nacho anus

nachos served piping hot from the anus
Waiter: "your order sir?"
Hakko: "ill have the nacho anus please"
Waiter: "wise choice sir"
*waiter bends over revealing a nacho anus*
by Hakko November 21, 2004
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anus lips

1)One who is a complete dick fuck.

2) One so completely devoid of common sense, they must have anus for lips.
My dog is a complete anus lips and just ate a bar of soap.
by Donkey Konga May 10, 2005
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