Anal assault 

When you're pounding a girl so hard in the ass that she presses charges

I have to go to court tomorrow because shaniqua charged me with anal assault

Anal assault by The_abbot26 June 4, 2013

anal vape

The act of sticking a vaporizer in your asshole and then proceeding to blow clouds using only your anus muscles

Let's go anal vape in the bathroom

anal vape by Jewish Pubes February 2, 2016

Anal rain dance 

A fictional sex act created by Kurt Sutter, who admittedly created this phrase to be used on his show Sons of Anarchy yet get around the censors. Sutter may know it's true meaning since he's the creator but all he will provide as a clue is a tight-lipped "it's not a real thing....I made it up to say on the show and not get it censored."

Anal rain dance is a sexual term used on the show Sons of Anarchy, but showrunner Kurt Sutter says he made it up to avoid censorship.

Some of those porn scenes on Sons of Anarchy look like they're about to lead to an Anal Rain Dance!!

Georgie Caruso ruined Louann Delaney's business and then killed her just after the SOA members got it turned back around to make a profit; I bet no more Anal Rain Dances were filmed in Charming after the club got rid of Georgie!!!

Anal rain dance by LBM1985 May 29, 2018

anal-virginity boogeyman 

A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.

Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?

Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.

Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/

anal-virginity boogeyman by Dark Lord of the Anus May 5, 2005

Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.

God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.

Anal sonata by Plautus August 15, 2010

Anal Puke 

Liquid shit out the ass, after a long night of Mexican food.

Maaaaaan, i ate that taco bell last night and now i have a serious case of anal puke.

Anal Puke by Bobby Joseph Linares December 23, 2010

anal cunumdrum 

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.

Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

Jarsquatter

anal cunumdrum by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011