anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.

Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

Jarsquatter

by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011

Hiroshious

An event that sucks as much as an atom bomb exploding above a medium sized japanese town.

Guy 1 : Dude, as if Hitler killed that many Jews.
Guy 2 : I know man, that's hiroshious!

Guy 1 : I fucked this bitch last night.
Guy 2 : How was it?
Guy 1 : She was hiroshious in bed!

by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011