Alyssa

A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.

Omg you know how alyssa told you she had a boyfriend, it was a lie.

by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015

Alyssa

An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.

What are you, an Alyssa lmao ?

by Datpepe June 11, 2016

Alyssa

A bitch who should never be trusted and she can't give bjs and handjobs kms

My baby girl alyssa

by Rhesc January 24, 2018

Alyssa

Another name for a large tumor on the penis. Typically associated with the STD herpes.

OMG I accidentally gave John an Alyssa I hope he doesn’t die.

by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018

Alyssa

A complete metal and rock head. Would rather die then lose her boyfriend. Loves to have sex anywhere but especially in a car. Knows how to speak more then one language but still thinks shes stupid. Loves to play and meet all animals because everything is cute! Is short but still taller then 5 foot. Plays a bunch of instruments but doesn't like to practice them. Lazy as hell but doesn't care one bit.

Wow I can't believe my best friend is Alyssa!

by sickysuck November 18, 2019

Alyssa

A lying snake, someone you can never trust. Trust me she is the biggest asshole you would never want to be her friend did I mention she is a hoe dates bunch of dudes, she thinks she is all that but reality nothing.

Alyssa is a bitch

by S1xn9ne October 17, 2019

Alyssa

The most important person you need in your life and she Issa thiccc one

Damn she is looking good for a Alyssa

by Bicth pelase August 25, 2018