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Early Access

A term that is frequently used by lazy and greedy game developers that has two major benefits. They can respond to any complaints regarding issues with the game itself with "it's in early access, of course you'll approach bugs" or release the game in early access to make some quick money and create a hype for new content, which in some cases won't arrive. With other words, the term "Early Access" can easily be exploited to bait people to play it and at the same time drastically reduce the work trying to fix bugs and problems by blaming it on the fact that the game isn't completed, which it most likely is.
"Hey, did you see that new early access game that just got released?"
"Oh, are you talking about that game that is completely broken and as far from enjoyable as possible but still costs $50?
"Yeah, exactly. We should pick it up to support the developers so they can finish the game"
"How about no? I don't feel like getting ripped off today"
by fortniteismyreligion June 1, 2018
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accostco

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.
accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door
by online handle September 18, 2006
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accurate

free from error or defect
"Arya's memories were more accurate than Nina's due to the large amount of alcohol she ingested... Thus, she was too intoxicated to remember certain events accurately"
by Amizzle18 December 24, 2009
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accounting

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.
by flurky September 24, 2003
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Ghost account

an account that a person makes on a website that is entirely different than their identity.

Usually to spy or find out what someone else is thinking about them
Mark: Did you hear Phil made a ghost account on Facebook pretending to be Jeff?

Jane: So that's why Mary broke up with him?

Mark: Ya, she thought Jeff was being rude and obnoxious, but in reality it was just Phil in disguise.
by Metalhound June 29, 2009
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tiktok accountant

A person who works in the sex industry (pron, only fans, dancing) that doesn't want people to ask further questions about their profession.
No one asks you questions when you say you're an accountant. *Wink* But all my girls, gays, and they'd know I'm really a tiktok accountant. Fuck math and capitalism.
by murx January 6, 2021
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dump account

An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.
by Maureen September 12, 2016
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