A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.
I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!
by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020
Get the Sook von suckymug. When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.
by cuddygang November 6, 2020
Get the VONmug. if your a hie ass nigga who acts like you tote guns your a von, if you are a skinny lanky bitch who needs to gain weight your a von, and if u smell like ass and shit your a von
by king khi July 26, 2025
Get the vonmug. A Bitch Von is the most disliked Von, a bitch Von is the type of person to talk shit about you then when you confront them, it’s all “hey hey dude we chill right? It was all jokes calm down cuh” Bitch Vons are the most disliked Vons on society
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
Get the Bitch Vonmug. Blatantly better than Dahvie Vanity.
Okay, well, Jayy Von Monroe was just his BOTDF stage name. He's actually named Jeremy Griffis, and LORD he took in some horrible shit during his tenure with Blood. He did manage to escape the abuse (did I mention Dahvie almost made him contract AIDS by forcing him to not take his HIV meds with him on tour?) and has a much better career as Dahli.
Okay, well, Jayy Von Monroe was just his BOTDF stage name. He's actually named Jeremy Griffis, and LORD he took in some horrible shit during his tenure with Blood. He did manage to escape the abuse (did I mention Dahvie almost made him contract AIDS by forcing him to not take his HIV meds with him on tour?) and has a much better career as Dahli.
Jayy Von Monroe, now known as Dahli, won the fourth season of Boulet Brothers' Dragula and was crowned as "World's Next Drag Supermonster".
by 7568ino October 21, 2024
Get the Jayy Von Monroemug. by kazzysbf March 14, 2021
Get the vons penismug.