Player of the Year

Best player from the best team, regardless of anything else, specifically in college basketball conferences like the ACC.

Me: Hey man, did you see that Mike Scott put up 35 against Maryland? He is top 3 in almost every major non-guard stat. Player of the year for sure.

Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?

Me: He plays for Virginia...

Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.

by NC Homer June 14, 2012

xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”

Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.

by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023

MMORPG player

A person who plays MMORPGs and is usually, contrary to popular belief, not actually obese and/or addicted.

I'm an MMORPG player.

by hipatrick12 October 14, 2020

Zed Players

A champion in League of Legends where if you play this champion you automatically suck.

Nathaniel: What champion do you main?
Francis : Zed
Nathaniel: lol ur bad

Zed Players = nonce

by YesMyEyesAreSidewards October 30, 2022

Rust player

A player who shits their pants and lives in their parents basement

"Oh yeah im a rust player"
"Oh so you shit your pants and live in your parents basement?"

by Yourfavoritedumbass__ May 4, 2022

Player Beter

A guy named Beter (Peter), who plays all the girls.
He is not afraid of making the girl, by force, friendzone him.
Even if he says he will give you some time to think, he is still going to find and text new girls.

You are never safe from the PB

So you've found a new girl, again, try not to be a Player Beter this time.

by MooMeister November 10, 2021

Xbox player

a species of subhuman humanoids who operate under dysfunctional families, known for using maternal insults if their opponent pretends to violently murder them in a 3d simulation.

"xxPROzGamerboy360xx got vigorously killed by Tronald_Dump"
"Tronald_Dump: Ur a noob kid"
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx: Ur mom is a noob"
"Tronald_Dump: Jeez you rly are an Xbox player"

by Pajcho March 12, 2022