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Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

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knee high

noun. 1. When lying down under a blanket, a hard on that resembles a knee.
Random Girl: "Jamie, move your knee. I can't see the television."
Jamie: "That's not my knee. That's a knee high!"
by Cindy February 14, 2006
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Knee of Justice

The ancient torture technique that involves the application of pressure on the back of an individual using one's knee. Colloquially referred to as "the knee" by those who fear its usage in the American Northeast.
Sam received the Knee of Justice due to his refusal to grovel at my feet.
by KneeTree May 16, 2011
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Raver's Knee

The pain felt in one's knee(s) after a night out whilst dancing in high-heels.
A: I think I fell over last night after that last tequila and bruised my arm!

B: Mate! That's nothing! My heels were not good for me last night, I've got such bad raver's knee!
by Matt P - UK June 10, 2008
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Knee-shin

To go to kick but end up hitting your knee or shin area
I went to kick the door but was to close so I knee-shinned instead.
by TaigaAisaka February 20, 2012
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shot in the knee

I was looking for gold for my house in solitude and then i was shot in the knee..
by jjaomni January 11, 2012
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Knee-Grow

A type of steroid that helps your knee grow big and strong. The steroid originated from Africa and made its way here by boat some 300 hundred years ago, they were stacked over top each other for maximum space.
"Man, I need a Knee-Grow".
"Knee-Grows are so cheap these days".
"Knee-Grows are just flying off the shelf ".
by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019
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