Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019

your mom

An answer everyone seems to be giving to any question these days. But Little Kids don't seem to get it.

Little Kid: What's the problem!?
Girl:Your mom!
Little Kid: What did you say bout my mom?
Girl: She's the problem!
Little kid punches girl.

by meh.che.meh March 01, 2010

Your mom

YoUr mOm G4Y

YOUR MOM FUCKING GAY

by BIGBOI ;) February 04, 2019

your mom

it means after every sentence someone says you say your mom

random guy:whats for homework tonight
me:your mom

by guy with your mom February 13, 2017

Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 28, 2017

Your mom

A word used when you have absolutely nothing else to say, don't want to answer a question, or are bored and want to say something that will make people think you are wierd, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

Dude: Hey whatcha watchin?
Other Dude: Your mom.
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Kilrory: Man my computer is so slow!
Me: Your mom's so slow.
Kilrory: Shut up Michi.
Me: Your mom needs to shut up.

by ElizabethXDisaster June 08, 2009