WIFI

The Boy is Everyone's crush . He is known by @TheStoneMonkey on TG . He is the best guy there is in the world . But he hates nepali girls like @rxftu and @fermions0

Oh look WIFI ( Anuj ) is so handsome

by WIFI-ANUJ January 29, 2023

WIFIF

Woman In Film I'd Fuck

Did you know she owns a Alexa Mini LF, shes such a WIFIF

by GripReaper February 5, 2023

Wisissippi

The North’s version of Mississippi, known as the State of Wisconsin.

I’m not surprised they would do something like that in Wisconsin. It’s Wisissippi, but with more cheese, beer, and is colder.

by MichAvePhil February 14, 2023

Wifestie

The combination of the words "wifey/wiffie" and "bestie". A wife who is also your best friend. Your true romantic partner in life and in crime. This is the male version of "hubstie".

I can't wait to see my wifestie tonight. She brings me such life and I am so happy to have someone like him in my life.

I love having a wifestie. It's the best of both worlds.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023

wifie material

When you see a HOT GIRL THAT YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE EVEN THOUGH SHE DOSEN'T KNOW IT YET

MAN YOU SEE THAT CHICK OVER THERE SHE'S PRIMETIME WIFIE MATERIAL

by '70Boss 429 mustang March 24, 2023

wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.

Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster

by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023