Pooj whack

A stick with poop on the end of it.

Bro you’re such a pooj whack bro!

by The naked ree February 20, 2021

chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.

Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!

by R1KS August 26, 2013

Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.

That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015

coke whack

after doing blow, you bounce from the party early to go home and jerkoff.

Dude he needed it, he just left after hitting that line for an early evening coke whack.

by Shockpiece January 10, 2008

Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014