Anti-Gnosis Weapon System

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See A.G.W.S. It contains the full definition.

by Psydon August 10, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

a dildo or strap on

Brett found a weapon of mass destruction in this guys top drawer

by shari March 10, 2004

weapon of mass consumption

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.

"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"

by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

by jim April 2, 2004

i am heavy weapons guy

The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays

The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays

by AAAAHAHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH November 21, 2021

weapons of mass destruction

What the US Armed Forces went into Iraq looking for thinking that somehow they were going to diffuse a problem. The fact of the matter is that they just dont get that there will always be struggles in that part of the world because it dates back to Jesus times.

"Some peoples way of thinking is a weapon of mass destruction."

by This Guy November 22, 2003