Water Temple

A level in the game, "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time." Regarded by many as one of the most tedious and difficult levels ever conceived. Also one of the leading causes of divorce amongst gamer couples.

Spouse A: Honey, will you help me with this Water Temple?
Spouse B: Sure!

by Psychotic Pseudonym September 25, 2009

Social Justice Warrior

The term Social Justice Warrior (SJW) is one that reflects the ironic tone of postmodernism. Only under an ideology that supposes that nothing has meaning or value could a term come to mean its exact opposite—in this case, on the basis that care isn't cool. Essentially, SJWs are people who care a lot about humanity, but because modern, Western, white men have been convinced that caring is trite and "irrational" (even if all human behavior is necessarily irrational), they feel threatened by people caring. They lash out at people for caring by pejoratively referring to them as SJWs, all the while claiming that only "objectivity" (a completely impossible concept) matters and that we should all simply look out for ourselves.

That lady with the pink armpit hair is a real Social Justice Warrior; she was commenting on and on about children in Africa, Southeast Asia, and Latin America, as though anyone's supposed to care. *Sips Diet Coke™ while mashing on iPhone™* I mean, we get it—people die and it's our fault. Can't she just write in a blog or on Tumblr or something, instead of having to rub her irrational, normative righteousness in everyone's faces?

by shaunzo October 17, 2017

warrior paint

When one cums and applies it to another's face therefore the cum looks life face paint

1:Wow who's warrior paint is that!?
2:Morgan Fried's it's fresh

by Waubonsieslang May 19, 2014

in hot water

in serious trouble, epecially with the law or one's superiors

If you keep skipping school,you will be in hot water.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

water sports

Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.

What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.

by Champ April 8, 2002

Calculus Warrior

The follower of a Calulus General. One exceedingly skilled in the foundations of Lebiniz and Newton. Usually armed with a TI-83 or maybe even a TInspire.

"Wow, that Calculus Warrior owned that equation."

His general should be proud.

by WalkaSutra August 23, 2009

Blow out of water

totally dominate the opponent in the competition, especially in a close race. Comes from WWII when warships were destroyed and blown out of water by submarines

(Blow out of water) Dr. J tries to blow his former advisor out of water in developing drug X, a project he worked as his graduate student.

by jessec December 29, 2005