shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

toss-washer

Derogatory term for a tranny's genitalia

Eat shit, you fucking toss-washer

by Ghostwing March 26, 2017

bologna washer

A name for a person who constantly sucks dicks for money without her husband's permission.

Guy 1: I can't believe Arianna across the street is being picked up by different guys while her husband is at work!
Guy 2: I can believe it, she is a bologna washer.

by Nf8808 May 11, 2017

Ball washer

A man who sucks up to the boss to try to get ahead at or keep their job. The ballwasher will stop at nothing to keep their job and all morals go out the window. The term BALLWASHER is especially wide spread in the philadelphia area trade unions where bum tradesman who suck at their job will ball wash with a smile.

Guy #1: Yo bro, did you see dave bring donuts and coffee in for john this morning?

Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!

by Taggdawg September 16, 2018

Fanny washer

fanny washer\

There is regularly a fella who “dances” around near the entrance to the subway in Glasgow city centre, the guys a complete “fanny washer”

by Desing May 5, 2019