Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.

That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.

by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017

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Walrus

being socially, relationally, and personally awkward. also being annoying in anyway shape or form or to look like a reatarded cat. someone that is awkward in every way, shape, and form.
because walruses, walrus', walrusi... are all together weird and awkward. everything from their look to their sound.

Hey did you see that speech, bro that kid is such a total walrus!!

Lmfao, yeahh he was being a freaking walrus for real!

by XTeenahXD December 25, 2010

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golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.

Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.

by chambone69 August 8, 2017

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walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

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Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

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