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Worming

Trying to join in something, that your not supposed to be in or not invited to, but you keep trying to wriggle in like a worm. (worming into pictures can be very fun and rewarding)
"Stop trying to worm your way into the party, your not invited!" Or,(Laurence dives in the background of the picture) Laurence! Piss off and stop worming your way into somebodys elses picture."
by Laurence Greenhalgh November 11, 2007
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Worming

The act of flirting or making a move on somebody fit. Preferably whilst consuming alcohol and in a large group of friends.
The phrase could also be sent silently via wriggling the index finger in the direction of a potential mating partner.
John: Phwoarrrr, look at that bird!
Dave: She's mega hot.
Fred: I'll give Worming on her a go!!

Remainder of friends cheer and shout "WORM ON"!
by JaRyMaKy July 5, 2012
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wonking

Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.
The wonking i got today was awesome
by Chelsy June 17, 2006
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Wooking Stick

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.
That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets
by Redkamel August 19, 2018
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woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
by Flangetta November 23, 2019
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Workin for your oranges

Oranges were a rich people fruit, often hard for people of lower classes to obtain. Good things don’t always come easy, and workin for your oranges means you really worked hard and possibly deserve the good that’s come your way.
“Damn, she made me work for that kiss!!”
“Hey man, sometimes you gotta work for your oranges.”

“I can’t believe I actually got in!”
“Man, you’re really workin for your oranges!”
by Superdupergoon October 14, 2020
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workin' and jerkin'

taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!

in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!

a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
hey john! , what've YOU been up to lately ?? john: "workin' and jerkin' " !!
by michael foolsley April 1, 2022
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