by masterofdaworldnumba2 November 29, 2009
Get the bush-wild mug.A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
Get the wild penis mug.by JalenTheGod May 9, 2018
Get the Wild Spaghetti mug.A phrase that aptly describes the predatory nature of those who use their carefully sharpened ‘street’ understanding of human nature designed to successfully scam people all over the world, using a simple phone or computer.
These folks are essentially psychologists in the wild, having honed their sociopathic skills to suck money in ways that cannot be traced from the bank accounts of vulnerable and trusting individuals who are caught off-guard by the crafted situations they present which produce sudden anxiety and fear and which so often leads to frequent jackpots for them.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
Get the psychologists in the wild mug.A species that is rarely seen outside its natural habitat, de zetel, in malls or even restaurants. Scientists say there is only one left in the wild. See Tamed Kirbo for more information.
by DefinitlyNotKirbs March 18, 2022
Get the Wild Kirbo mug.To someone: "We should sneak out tonight!" Other Person: "MUST BE WILD!"
To someone: "I dare you to go cuss your mom out." Other Person: "MUST BE WILD!"
To someone: "I dare you to go cuss your mom out." Other Person: "MUST BE WILD!"
by tacosarerllygood January 29, 2018
Get the must be wild mug.Driving with the lads and Mad dog Matt says, fuck there is Dairy cows over there, Morhs says fuck now I feel like a Milo.
G-Cole goes to the boot and gets a tin of Milo. Mad Dog Matt, says give me that. I am going to do a WILD MILO.
He runs across the paddock, he inserts his finger in the calf’s mouth to steal the milk duct and injects the moo juice on top of the Milo. Then screams Milo cricket, I’m a big kid now.
G-Cole goes to the boot and gets a tin of Milo. Mad Dog Matt, says give me that. I am going to do a WILD MILO.
He runs across the paddock, he inserts his finger in the calf’s mouth to steal the milk duct and injects the moo juice on top of the Milo. Then screams Milo cricket, I’m a big kid now.
by Colemansensical July 9, 2021
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