Force Whack

When a person of power such as Harvey Weinstein or Louis C.K. forces women to watch them masterbate.

Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.

First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.

Harvey Weinstein force whacked into a potted plant in front of Lauren Sivan.

Or

Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.

by Not an owen benjamin fan November 9, 2017

whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

Pooj whack

A stick with poop on the end of it.

Bro you’re such a pooj whack bro!

by The naked ree February 20, 2021

chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.

Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!

by R1KS August 26, 2013

Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023