Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 17, 2010

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chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.

Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!

by R1KS July 14, 2013

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snack and whack

To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.

I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.

by D-pop February 17, 2014

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Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023

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